“I shop at Kroger, OK?”

“You don’t get 16 different kinds of freaking kelp at Kroger …

It was a learning curve.”

Alton Brown posing on red carpet

So it’s not entirely surprising that Alton Brown has kept true to his unfussy roots.

Or, maybe we’ll just pour a bowl of cereal if it’s too much work.

Alton Brown smiling at movie premiere