He didn’t justwait tablesthough.
Not as a performer, but as a set dresser.
He toldEsquirehow it happened.

His friend told him, “‘you’re free to have my job.
I’m doing set dressing.’
I said, ‘I don’t know how to do that.’

She says, ‘It’s not that hard.
They’ll hire anybody.’
She says, ‘It’s just soul-crushing for me.
I can’t do it.'”
He went on, saying, “‘Soul-crushing: That sounds amazing.
I’ll do it.’
And she’s like, ‘It’s for these Skinemax soft-core titty movies.’
I asked, ‘What do you do?’
Do whatever they want you to do.’
I went in the following Monday and said, ‘I’m the new set dresser.’
Literally, no one blinked.”
He confirmed that it indeed was a soul-crushing and boring job (viaEsquire).