Superfan Michael Harriot sure did when he came up with the working theory that the girls were somehow mobsters.
Upworthypointed out how “hilariously plausible” The Root writer’s thread actually was.
Harriot even alluded to the fact that she was a black widow who actually killed her husband, Charlie.
The author felt that she moved to Miami to use her connections in the art world.
As for “Dangerous” Dorothy, her role in the group was to handle everyday affairs.
Her Brooklyn upbringing prepared her for the life of crime.
Sophia’s connections seemed to be the most legitimate since she was, after all, from Sicily.
Harriot even believed that she was an arsonist who burned down Shady Pines.
It was all just a cover-up so the women could live together under one roof.
While this theory may be the most well-known, there have also been other plot twists thrown out there.
On aRedditfeed, another fan’s theory is that the show could be played out in a multiverse.
The writer noted that over the seven-season run, the character’s backstories were changed a lot.
Rose, Blanche, and Sophia’s children and siblings often change from episode to episode.
Another time was in the early 1950s.
A third time was sometime after May 1957 when Sophia’s mother moved in with her and Sal."
We can all agree they weren’t just snacking on cheesecake and thinking of witty comebacks.
