“As climate activist Fergie would certainly say, the FERC-alicious definition is to make our planet cooler.”

The congressman literally performed, so we just had to include the whole quote.

“Having a well air-conditioned home when it’s hot, hot?

Fergie stares with brown eyeshadow and lipgloss.

That’s FERC-alicious,” he said.

“Getting your electricity from the lowest cost reliable source?

An electric transmission system that keeps everything from electric vehicles to steel mills running with zero-carbon electricity?

Congressman Sean Casten wears a blue tie and black blazer.

Maybe a bit of both.