“AfterHazel and Ihad broken up, I met Minty.
She’s really pretty.
“We had a lot in common.

I wouldn’t say I was falling in love…immediately, but I was falling in like.”
“No, no, no.
I don’t have two girlfriends.

I have one wife.
Let’s get that clear,” he explained.
It’s not all about sex.
That’s not it, and it wasn’t for us.
We do what we want.”
So who’s more fked up: me and Hazel and Minty, or y’all?"